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Wednesday, August 31, 2005...
Deludedly Swapped (DS. Get it?)
Hmm...there's 2 pigeons on my Window's Ledge...They're Cuddling...Aww...
Anyway...
Now our DS looks brighter. Would stick to Black, we really would, but is it worth waiting 3 weeks? On screen is the Hit Game, Nintendogs. Thank goodness it's not like a Tamagochi, There's no need for 24/7 pampering.

Found: A Nokia 6020. Lost in Translation

Got in my ride to get home. Cab Driver Jeffery found a Nokia in the Backseat. He asked me to try to track down the careless, absent-minded owner. I found the owner's (most likely a teenage girl because a guy won't display a "Derrick Rawks" on his phone, stick a flower sticker on the phone and call his friends stupid cute-cute names.) home number. I instinctively put it on Loudspeaker for a safer ride for both of us. Some Mandarin-speaking lady (her mother, no doubt) answered. I almost shut myself down when she started and went on speaking Chinese.
Let me tell you. My Chinese isn't good. I can only speak Chinese to get on with my day, not to save my life. 94% of my daily conversation language is English (while 2% is left for Singlish, 3% for Chinese and the remainder's for Dialects and Malay, mainly used to blend into whatever i say).
I think the Woman's a little hard of hearing, 'cause I was practically shouting to the phone. We then got information that they lived in Outram Park. Good Luck.

Why can't we all just learn to speak English and live in Peace?

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