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Wednesday, December 23, 2009...
Gratuitous Alien Nudity!
Yes. I saw Avatar on Monday. I guess I should have watched it in 3D because 2D only almost justifies the $237,000,000 graphics and effects. Won't spoilt it too much, but if you ate Teppanyaki Chicken Burgers and Diet cola, you'll probably know it involves a bunch of blue-skinned aliens.
To put it bluntly, the story focuses on what humans do best: Exploration, Invasion, War and Making love to alien natives. The year is 2154. The nature-loving, human-hating Na'vi resides on Pandora, one of the three moons on Alpha Centauri A. The humans (sky-people) are there to mine and obtain unobtanium (go figure) and are damaging Pandora's ecosystem while doing so, yet another thing we do best. This obviously pisses the Na'vi off.
Avatars are the scientifically generated Na'vi made with Na'vi and Human DNA and is controlled remotely when you go ahead and watch the rest of the movie for yourself. Someone has to save the day, and it won't be the stereotypical army colonel.
I recommend Avatar. Definitely. Don't steal it. Go and bloody watch it, because your puny web-streaming or 1TB .avis won't give you shit. Even if you go and watch it in 2D, it be a wonderful experience. I liked the movie, it makes you think. Now excuse me while I brush up on my Na'vi.

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